he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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