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We won't sleep together?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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