Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
