Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
My hand turned me down
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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