Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
