I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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