what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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