I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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