oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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