No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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