But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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