Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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