we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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