He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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