What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Hippo gnu deer
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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