i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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