ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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