Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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