am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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