we're blogging at a bar
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He keeps bees of course he's weird
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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