What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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