To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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