I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
