Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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