My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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