thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The power of my boobs compel you
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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