I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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