Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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