i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
