Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Randomize
