OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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