I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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