first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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