I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
