It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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