you win again, gameday.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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