I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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