it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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