Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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