That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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