They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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