Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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