Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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