I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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