Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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