Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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