Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Come see our sink grown plant.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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