There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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