Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
