Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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