i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just google imaged poop.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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